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…2L coke costs 99c in America?

Are you telling me that if I lived there I would be killing my body with junk TWICE AS FUCKING FAST?!

Fuck you and your expensive shit and healthy food Australia I’m going to murica

fucknobroarmy:

fucknobroarmy:

the thrilling saga

best part

iloveonedirectionandnails:

I haven’t done anything…I’m like seriously going to kill myself… I don’t have friends… I don’t have a reason to be alive…

This is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen

A) “iloveonedirectionandnails”

B) I don’t have friends, I don’t have a reason to be alive”

lol grow the fuck up, seeing you pretending you have real problems makes me hope you really do die for those who have had real issues.

“Don’t use the word faggot that’s so offensive yuo maek me cry

• has song about feminism
• has song about gay rights
• has song about consumerism
• has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
• has song about white privilege
• in all of them, he speaks realistically about subject and includes his personal experience
• fucking song about thrift shopping gets popular

The people who made Thrift Shop so popular spend their lives denying their personal aspirations and individuality… why would they not deny paying attention to realistic problems around them?

So, everyone decides liking Lil Wayne bullshit and wearing snapbacks etc is cool. And so to fit in, people start mindlessly wearing snapbacks and forcing themselves to listen to all that bullshit.

Now, one day someone on tumblr decides they don’t feel like typing properly and pretending they can’t spell. So half of tumblr decides to follow in order to fit in, on a site full of people who I was pretty sure generally disliked mindlessly following trends…

kkatkkrap:

butts-with-bro-shades:

ikickdownthewalls:

vwhiskers:

slinkycat:

kipper-love:

Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D

oh god

i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras

WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTRALIA. *uncontrollable laughter*

Whenever I’m up the river, every fucking morning at 4:00am

REAL FUCKING FUNNY KOOKABURRA ASSHOLE

peixespisces:

bee2knee2:

harlequinhatter:

So this just happened on Facebook.

aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS

THANK

*clap*

When I notice a new follower that I hadn’t already followed

I don’t actually have anything clever to post so I guess I’ll just take a picture of me with half my face in a jacket

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

glukkake:

Geez, she sounds beautiful

patron-saint-of-mediocrity:

archiemcphee:

Here’s an awesome little piece of history:

Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:

[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE. 

So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.

[via TYWKIWDBI]

Reblogging again for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with Dungeons & Dragons.

Note to self: if you lose an eye, get a badass prosthetic one